about why chilla panic button the quiz faq buy $chilla
statusCHILLING
networkSolana ☀️
supply1,000,000,000
tax0 / 0
team tokens0%
panic levelNONE
vibesIMMACULATE
naps taken
platformpump.fun
statusCHILLING
networkSolana ☀️
supply1,000,000,000
tax0 / 0
team tokens0%
panic levelNONE
vibesIMMACULATE
naps taken
platformpump.fun
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$CHILLA

the world's chillest memecoin.
we launched. or whatever.

buy $chilla (if you want)

↓ scroll. or don't. we're literally not your mom.

about us (or whatever)

what even is $CHILLA?

Okay so like... there's this chinchilla. He's purple. He wears ski goggles. He doesn't panic sell because he's literally always asleep.

While every other coin is posting red candles and crying in Discord at 3am, Chilla is in his puffer jacket, making heart hands, completely unbothered.

Is this a good investment? We have no idea. We're a chinchilla. But the vibes? Immaculate.

We built this because the crypto space needed something that didn't take itself so seriously. Also because chinchillas are objectively the funniest animals and we will die on this hill.

😴

"wen moon?"

"when i wake up from my nap."

— chilla, probably, if he could talk

why chilla

$CHILLA vs
every other coin

$CHILLA 🟣
He naps during a red candle. Emotionally stable king.
Zero team tokens. The team is asleep.
Roadmap ends with "nap." Honest, achievable goals.
Whitepaper is literally just "chill" typed 47 times.
Makes heart hands. Spreads love. Not financial advice.
Marketing budget: $0. Strategy: be a purple chinchilla. Results: you're here aren't you.
VS
other coins 🤡
Doxxed dev rage-quit at -30%. Very normal.
Team holds 40%. "For development." Sure.
15-page roadmap. Delivered: a telegram sticker pack.
48-page whitepaper. Nobody read it. Not even the team.
Called holders "weak hands" in their own Telegram.
300 paid influencer posts in week 1. Rug in week 2.
tokenomics (we tried)

the numbers,
bestie 🟣

🪙 total supply 1B

yes, one billion. it's a lot. we know. we don't care.

🎯 buy / sell tax 0 / 0

we're not greedy. we're sleepy. there's a difference.

☀️ network Solana

so fast chilla didn't even wake up during deployment.

🎪 platform pump.fun

home of crypto's most unhinged coins. chilla fits right in.

utility vibes

unmatched. unparalleled. immaculate. that's all.

🏖️ team tokens 0%

we're too busy napping to hold any back honestly.

panic prevention unit

feeling the urge
to sell?

chilla has stopped 0 people from panic selling today

really? REALLY bro?

go on. press it. see what happens.

chilla says

words of wisdom
from a chinchilla

📈 market
tap the button. chilla has things to say.
🐦 post this
the official test

are you chill
enough to hold?

🐦 share your result
chilla mood tracker

how is chilla feeling
right now?

loading vibe...
one moment please he just woke up
roadmap (lol)

where we're going
(spoiler: to nap)

$CHILLA Official Roadmap Four phases: chill, still chill, chill harder, and nap $CHILLA official roadmap (we're serious about this. mostly.) phase 1 — chill ✓ launch on pump.fun ✓ post some tweets ✓ tell people about it ✓ take a nap in progress 😴 phase 2 — still chill ○ grow the community ○ trend on dexscreener ○ more art, more memes ○ another nap coming soon phase 3 — chill harder ○ top 500 market cap (we'll try) ○ chilla hoodie merch ○ sponsored by a duvet brand ○ nap again ○ ??? (tbd, we were asleep) eventually ❄️ sidequests (maybe) ○ chilla animated series ○ official nap playlist ○ chilla x grumpy cat collab ○ chinchilla ambassador program ○ sleep study partnership if we feel like it phase 4 — nap 😴 eternal nap. we made it. z z z z z z z z z z timeline: when we wake up success metric: still breathing this is the only guaranteed deliverable ⚠ disclaimer this roadmap is subject to change, cancellation, or napping at any time. not financial advice.
faq (we've been asked)

your burning questions,
answered lazily

Is this a rug pull? +
Rugging requires effort. We don't do effort. We do naps. We physically and emotionally cannot rug even if we wanted to. And we don't want to.
Wen moon? +
We are a chinchilla. We don't control the moon. Nobody does. Stop asking about the moon. Go outside. Touch some grass. Come back when you're ready to just vibe.
What's your market cap target? +
Yes.
Do you have a whitepaper? +
We started writing one. Then we got sleepy. It's a purple PDF with the word "chill" repeated 47 times. We think it captures the vision perfectly. DM us for a copy.
What's the utility? +
the utility is vibes. if you need that explained, $CHILLA may not be the coin for you. and that's okay. we still love you.
Is this financial advice? +
We are a purple chinchilla in ski goggles. We cannot legally or emotionally give financial advice. Please consult a professional. Or don't. We're literally not your mom. But please don't bet your rent on this.
What if it goes to zero? +
We nap. Same as when it goes up. The zen of $CHILLA is being completely unaffected by price action. We recommend you try it. It's very peaceful. Your cortisol levels will thank you.
how to buy (not hard)

okay fine,
here's how to buy it

1
👛
get a wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare. Takes 2 minutes. You've spent longer deciding what to watch on Netflix tonight.

2
☀️
get some SOL

Buy Solana from any exchange. Send it to your wallet. Triple-check the address — this is the one time chilla is not chill about things.

3
🎪
buy on pump.fun

Go to pump.fun and buy directly — link below. Welcome to the chill side. There are snacks.

4
😴
now chill

Close the chart. Walk away. Pet an animal. Live your life. We'll still be here when you get back. Probably napping.

contract address

AMHixUaJkxY7P5hqSxGUPx5rhug1a632ZhnUNeRWpump
🚀 buy on pump.fun
community

join the chillest
community in crypto

🐦
twitter / x

Follow @illestchilla for memes, updates, and the occasional existential tweet about napping. We post when we feel like it.

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✈️
telegram

a place where nobody calls you a weak hand for asking basic questions. at least not yet. come for the memes, stay because you forgot to leave.

join (soon) →
🎪
pump.fun

Watch the chart if you must. We won't judge you. We'll just be here, napping, not checking the price every 4 minutes.

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📜 the part our lawyer made us write

$CHILLA is a memecoin created entirely for entertainment purposes. It has no intrinsic value, no promises of financial returns, and no roadmap we'll definitely stick to. Investing in memecoins is extremely risky and you could lose your entire investment. This is not financial advice. We are a purple chinchilla in ski goggles. Please invest responsibly, only use money you can genuinely afford to lose, and maybe consider a diversified portfolio instead of putting everything into a cartoon rodent. We say this with love. 💜